Hilary Duff’s latest Instagram content has millennial moms panting, a tennis match getting ugly and MEAT

Where are all my 38 year old moms? Hilary Duff lit up Instagram on Tuesday for dumping content on urban moms, that’s for sure. With a new album and an upcoming summer tour of urban arenas, Duff, 38, is in for an amazing summer.

I have to give Duff credit. While many Gen X celebrities have turned into self-help gurus and saved the world brands, he hasn’t turned to Trump-bashing ultra-LIB telling us about everything wrong with the world. She appears on Instagram with content from her life, no “Save Ukraine” flags (that I can find), and she’s proud to be hot.

Very often, these A’s will turn into 33 and suddenly they seem to think it’s time to start praying to imaginary butterflies and drinking cucumber water to avoid cancer. In 2022, Duff appeared nude on the cover of Women’s Health in a one-arm bra. That was in the middle of the mainstream era when these covers were usually reserved for trans models.

Now it’s 2026 and Duff is at the top of his game while many others have disappeared. Summer vacations are just what millennial moms need: a night away from the kids to sip Surfside vodka lemonades as the sun sets on another day of life while listening to music from one of their heroes. Guys, do yourself a favor and tell your millennial wife to round up some friends to catch a Duff stop. Encourage it. Tell the ladies you’re going to drive a van.

All of this will pay off if you want to get away on a golf trip. Trust me.

I started opening the TNML mail last night and let’s just say there is a big problem with the top shearing talent

Two of the league’s best hitters sent the smallest envelopes they could find. I’m amazed at how well they can handle envelopes considering how smart they are at clipping. A talent for barbering doesn’t translate to the secretarial side of life.

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I tell Screencaps readers to keep their heads on swivel because you never know where you’ll see Dale Earnhardt content.

– Harvey D. is in my old haunts this week: Found this gem in the paint aisle at Home Depot #notsponsored in Beavertucky (Beavercreek OH for those of you outside the Greater Dayton Area). Raise Hell and Praise Dale!!

Have you reached a point in life where your lanai, or porch, is more important than the house you live in?

Hell yes I have. We have a living room that I haven’t used since Christmas 2024. At the moment, I keep staring out at the back porch and what my life will be like once the rain stops and summer begins to set in. I’ll be on that porch until 10-10:30 almost every night. I’ll just sit and stare into space. I will stare at the flowers and listen to the birds chirping until I fall asleep.

For you house hunting millennials, I can’t stress enough how important that yard will be in your life. I know you’re looking at townhouses with a slab kitchen that won’t fit a patio set. Do yourself a favor and set aside enough money to double whatever patio size you end up buying for the home you want.

HOPEFULLY. Get a concrete guy and set it up. Then, I want you to go into the AI ​​and tell it to pick the right shade tree, the perfect grass and plants for that area. Get your shade tree in the ground NOW. Prices are rising. Invest it now and when you’re 38 like Hilary Duff, you’ll be in business. HOPEFULLY.

Mailbag: Fast food

– Nick asks: Is there a fast food restaurant you wish you lived near in your neighborhood? For example, mine would be Arby’s and Burger King.

Kinsey: Dave’s Cosmic Subscribers. It’s a regional sandwich shop. I think they are from Cleveland. We had one for a few years down the road and then it disappeared. Now Dave’s stores are back in the Toledo area, but we have to go downtown for sandwiches. That is a problem. However, what about subscriber prices these days. Wow.

THE BENEFITS OF NOT BEING INVITED TO THE WEDDING

– Phil S. in Florida comments: It’s been 10 years since I got married. While it was fun, I left at the end exhausted and thinking that the party was eating me up. It was a lot of work. The bride was a friend and co-worker, the groom was (not kidding) just a guy who walked into our store and I gave him his number. Like Cupid this made me the Bride’s Man of Honor while she had the Best Maid, which is a good idea I think. This meant I was part of the wedding, the reception, all the bad photos, and every stranger who wanted to talk to her. I couldn’t wait to go.

Then there are the costs of attending a wedding, which are magnified if you contribute to them. Forget buying a gift that covers the cost of being there as usual. A wedding party should step up the gift game. So I dropped a bunch of money to stand quietly next to some people during a party, then stood in front of strangers at a party I wanted to get drunk at. Years later the quote would really hit home for me. During the documentary The Last Dance, Jerry Reinsdorf, owner of my Sox and Bulls said “If someone invited me to a wedding, I’d like to thank them.” The hammer meets the nail right there. Any of your uninvited cards basically mean that the couple likes you too much to make you go to the wedding, and they should be reciprocated with thank you cards.

Ella Langley’s top

– Screencaps for Ragnar Relay Greg Emails: Will Ella Langley be someone like Zooey Deschanel whose look will be defined mostly by her bangs? Seriously – look at pictures of Zooey with and without bangs. You look like two different people!

Is the public ready for this type of car?

Mike T. in Idaho wants us to think about this. Do you care if the car you drive doesn’t have a rear window? Personally, I’d like to see if there’s a cop behind me, but I’m told you have to look at the dash screen or something like that.

What is MEAT?

– Jim Mac enters: My wife (Vietnamese) says the sandwich is made of pork. They ground the meat into a fine dough, added fish sauce and chili, then wrapped it in plastic and banana leaves and smoked it for a few hours and it happened.

– John C. says: I dated a Vietnamese girl for a long time in college. A lesser known meat is a minced pork sausage called cha lua. The color makes it look sketchy, but it’s actually very sweet. If you ever come across it you should shoot it.

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That’s it this morning. Email senders are starting to get back in the game. Last week was a struggle, but here we are again regaining our strength. The vibes are improving. I’m starting to think about life and the outside world again. Zooms are down. Life is starting to get back on track.

Let’s go out and finish April strong. You only get two days before we turn the calendar to what I consider to be early summer. I feel it in my soul. That patio night is calling my name. Go have a nice day.

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