Ring girl Sydney Thomas turns heads at the poker table as she meets celebrities, king cobra surprise & MEAT

It’s Friday, the sun is shining (it’s like 53 degrees), you can just feel the summer starting to rise and Screencaps is out with the news that one of our favorite natural women who rose to fame during the transG era, Sydney Thomas, is BACK and now playing poker with other celebrities.

Thomas, 22, is still at that point in his career where he is trying to find his place. Is it in the model? Is it acting? Can her agent cast her in an Adam Sandler movie? Can he form an alliance with Sydney Sweeney and join the SYRN sub-group?

She has made a boxing lady. That wouldn’t be a real job. Thomas’ agent needs to put Sydney behind home plate in Dodgers games. Get him into the suites at Rams games. He must be at the World Cup this summer. Sydney should throw out the first pitch in the Cubs game.

I’m talking the playbook from 2010 when internet models releasing the first pitches at Cubs games was a tradition that passed into pop culture fame.

SYDNEY SWEENEY AND LIVVY DUNNE JOIN AS VICTORIA’S SECRET LINGERIE WAR OFFICIALLY INCENTIVES

Last night, things were going well, the lawn was mowed, the trash was taken out and Ms.

I arrive at the ballpark where Screencaps the III was practicing and I quickly found out that Mrs. 90 MINUTES! The battery was completely dead.

Ironically, I posted this pickle jar meme on Facebook earlier in the day. Ladies, it’s good to know you still need us from time to time.

By the way, this is what the grass looks like in the morning. I was still grateful for my job when the phone rang.

DANICA PATRICK WOWED THE MAHA CROWD FOR TAKING TENNIS AS HER NEW STRENGTH TRAINING, DOGS AND MEAT!

ESPN coverage of the PGA Championship

– John in Surfside Beach, SC fired: It’s only 5pm on the first day, I’m already sick of the ESPN broadcasts. My God, do they stop talking!

Kinsey: I didn’t see the spread until 10pm after spending the night getting the van, mowing, taking out the trash, etc. I saw Smylie Kaufman hit a shot on the Golf Channel and he did a great job explaining the course and the conditions the guys faced on Thursday.

I’m becoming a big fan of Kaufman’s broadcasting style: cool, calm, collected. The guy is smooth. Even a big fan of the Happy Hour bit that the Golf Channel does with Smylie. We don’t get as much live content as that on TV these days. I LOVE the relaxed approach the Golf Channel and Smylie are taking. Keep going.

Screencaps students in the Costco state, especially on the weekends when the degenerates start coming out of the woodwork.

– Chris A. tells me: I will never go to Costco on Saturdays or Sundays, and Fridays have become a no-go lately. My semi-retirement schedule has me on Tuesday and Friday, so I thought this past Tuesday morning would be a good time to shop for the monthly Costco discount. No. It’s packed. Apparently they need more places, at least near me.

At least they brought back the sausages the size of the Jones sandwich and put in the awful Kirkland sausages they took out a few years ago to replace the Jones patties. They are perfect for sausage, egg and cheese in my homemade English muffin sandwiches.

Kinsey: Same here, Chris. What I’ve found is that if I go in at 6 on a Saturday night, I’m good. People burned in a day. They took their two-pound queso barrels to parties. Unless I’m in trouble, I go on weekends off.

– Speaking of Costco, Mike T. in Idaho stopped by one in Canada and reports: They still have polish dogs at Costco Canada $1.50 Canadian.

Kinsey: That’s $1.09 USD!

Tennessee hasn’t lost its country roots with all the Californians coming in

– Mark in Tennessee reports: The Franklin Noon Rotary Club puts on an annual rodeo as our primary fundraiser. The event has grown from some local cowboys having fun to the largest rodeo east of the Mississippi. We will make over a million dollars and make $4-500K for our charity.

This is our 75th rodeo, and I’ve worked 36 events in a row. Three nights of hard work for a great cause. And I can rightly say “this is not my first rodeo.”

Mark in Tennessee shows us a project he’s been working hard on. (Screencaps student Mark in Tennessee)

=The LIBS are starting to talk about how they are going to make Rec Ball Great Again and I don’t know how I feel about this, but it sounds like I don’t want these losers around me.

– Jon C., a non-LIB loser, writes: This appeared in my newsfeed and I thought it might be of interest as the evils of travel football are often discussed. Some of our elected leaders are proposing legislation to regulate travel football. I’m on my first cup of coffee and it’s so hard to make sense, it seems the answer is for the parents to be adults.

– Mike T. in Idaho posted a Substack link to Pacific Northwest sportswriter John Canzano’s Substack on his argument against private equity in youth sports.

Canzano writes: Extortion of money from youth sports must stop. Rising costs need to be relaxed. The pressure to hunt for profit must take a break. Things like mandatory hotel stays, streaming subscriptions, invasive apps, and participation fees that cost low-income families have to go.

The situation has become a paradise for vultures.

IVANKA TRUMP HAS OUTSIDE MEN ON HIGH ALERT AS SHE LEAVES AMAZING TOPS, WAFFLE HOUSE CHAOS AND MEAT!

Kinsey: My reaction? Who has been shouting about this for the last 3-4 years now? I HAVE HIM! Screaming and screaming. Screaming until Screencaps readers are tired of shouting, but this is the hill I will die on. Well, good for some of these people who stuck their heads in the sand to see the light of day on this topic.

But then again, this column was ahead of everyone else’s on another topic. I get 10 emails a day from Wendy.

– Brandon in NKY reports: Reading about the exploits of the 13u league got me brainwashed on the way back. My son graduated from high school last night. It seems like just yesterday I was helping coach his school’s Knothole T-Ball team. Those were happy days, trying to keep the boys engaged instead of making piles of sand or picking dandelions was a lot of work at practice and during games. After the game he tells them to get a drink and a snack at the mall and buy a round for the other coaches. Fast forward a few years and I can no longer coach because I was poached by a travel/summer soccer team and the days of getting along are gone. I mean to say this, I never enjoyed watching his team play behind the knothole, it all seemed like an exhibition game, no real competition, no league title to play for. No after parties as we were in a treeless softball field for 12 hours on a hot Saturday. It looks like you have something amazing going on with the boys and your parents, keep fighting and enjoy it again because one day they will graduate and you will be left with memories. Make Rec Ball Great Again. 100% sponsored by Brandon at NKY.

Readers respond to Rachel Pizzolato in Thursday’s column

– Christopher T. emails: Great episode but I wish you had included it the part about being a caregiver to his mother who had early onset dementia. That requires a voice and you have a bull’s horn.

– Steve in Clarkston, Mich says: I have followed him since he started. Man, if only I were younger. She is the closest thing to a perfect woman there is. Don’t forget that in addition to being a beautiful SI Swimsuit model who can fix cars and plumbers she is also a genius. He was on “MythBusters” and at age 18 he won bronze in an international science and engineering competition. He invented a new football helmet to reduce injuries.

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That’s it this morning. I have a big day to join the Dakich program coming up, meetings, Zooms and a plumber running a new water line for Mrs. The goal is to automate the watering process for this behemoth you have created.

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Today, we make that happen. I hope you all have a wonderful week of life. Let’s go and enjoy the weekend. Enjoy those youth sports events. Enjoy those titles. Take care of yourself.

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