An officer’s romantic getaway in a patrol car leads to trouble, a naughty cruise and an unusual attraction

Welcome to the latest edition of the True Romance. It’s the second week of June, and I’d really like to keep things light and fun, but I’m not calling the shots. Romance. And if romance decides we need to look hard inside, that’s what we’ll do.

How willing are you to go to your significant other? Are you willing to drop everything for them? Could you, for example, take them in your patrol car, (allegedly) cheat, and throw your camera in the lake?

Not everyone can do it. This is where the interior look starts, but it is not the only topic that is discussed. Did you hear any big news in the world of romance this week? No? Well, that’s why you keep coming back week after week, right?

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Aside from the alleged police officer in trouble and the tantra and lube cruise (more on that in a minute), Mike Vrabel and his wife were “united,” according to TMZ, as they celebrated their son’s wedding over the weekend.

Is it too far to dig into his son’s engagement to find evidence of “united unity?” Some may say so. I’m not one of them, but that’s because I can see right through romance. If they can do it, and so far it looks like they can, then anyone can.

That is called hope. That is called unconditional love.

A lighthouse in dark, foggy waters leads us to safety and away from shipwrecks on shore. Are you inspired? I know that I am. Let’s dive head first into this introspection.

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A police officer is fired and arrested after allegedly having sex in his car

Are you willing to put everything on the line for your special someone? A police officer in Franklin County, North Carolina, found himself in jail after being accused of doing just that.

WRAL News reports that Lake Royale police officer Samuel Marcum was fired and arrested Wednesday. His fault? You can say you like it a lot. He was accused of having sex while at work in his car.

Arrest warrants report that when he was an officer, he threw his body camera into Lake Royale to cover up the affair in his patrol car while on duty.

A police officer was arrested and fired for allegedly riding in his patrol car while on duty. (Getty)

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Marcum initially said he lost his tools during a blizzard. He changed his story on Saturday, June 6. In a new version of what happened to the lost camera, he admitted that he threw it in the lake.

It is said that he did this because he was afraid of being disciplined for allowing his girlfriend to ride in his car. He is now facing several charges.

Among them are charges of obstructing the operation of the law, making illegal statements, damaging personal property and misconduct of a police officer.

The investigation is still ongoing, but he has sacrificed a lot for love. At least, he let his girlfriend in his patrol car and especially, if the allegations are true, he had sex in the car while he was on duty.

This could easily be any of us following our hearts.

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The naughty cruise started this week

I saw the article “sex cruise setting siil” which also talked about “tantra, lube and no single men” and I thought this must be more fun than going on a poop cruise. I’m sure the two boats are identical.

This so-called sex cruise left port on Tuesday, June 9, I bet it was no accident, with a scheduled trip from Barcelona to Monte Carlo and stops in Florence and Portofino.

The activities on board are not your average offering a perfect environment for conflicts and support plumbing. Killing Kittens, kink-positive event company, whatever that means, stop this thing.

They have swing events including the popular White Party, masked ball, primal soiree, latex party and more, according to Metro. This sounds like a wild ride, but there are rules.

It’s a naughty cruise this week, but what happens on that cruise may or may not stay on that cruise. (Getty)

You are not released from a boat at sea to do whatever you want. You cannot reveal your identity at events on board the ship. You have to be honest. You cannot create a story about your current relationship status.

Also, no single men are allowed to roam these things. You can’t even go on a trip without your wife or girlfriend. And don’t think it’s a naughty cruise, so there’s no dress code.

Yes, this is a high-class, all-inclusive cruise. You must submit your nudity to designated areas.

There are cooking classes, wine and whiskey tastings, sunrise yoga and other distractions, so you can pretend that sex cruising is completely normal. Which, for some, can be.

I would imagine that, like other cruises, not everything that happens at sea stays at sea. You can follow the rules all you want and come back with a rash of some kind.

That’s one of those unfortunate analogies with traditional boats. Good luck to these people.

What is something that is considered oddly attractive, but which you REALLY find attractive?

Good news for people with eye bags and panic attacks. And for those with facial scars, freckles, lazy eye, big ears and big teeth, there is something for you.

I have some proof of that. Now, if you have other “extraordinarily attractive” features than having a lazy eye, for example, you might run into trouble.

But let’s not focus on that. Let’s focus on the positive and go out on a high note. Here’s a list of things, and there are more, that people on Reddit find oddly attractive, but actually find attractive.

• Natural/implant/real teeth; incomplete, industrial, radiant white. Eye bags. Nervous tics.
• Scars on the face. I like a woman who looks like she survived some s—.
• As a man in his 40s, smile lines. I love that women my age have them. It sounds like a corny line, but I’ve always looked at them as rewards for a life well lived. If you’ve spent enough of your life laughing and smiling that you have lasting reminders of it, you’ve lived your life well and you’re the kind of person I want to be with. Also, I don’t know who decided that freckles should be covered, but I’d like to have a serious conversation with them. From dusting across the bridge of the nose to a full head to ginger toes, I love freckles.
• evil laugh. if a girl pouts when she laughs or sounds like a dying bird or whatever, I find her very attractive
• People with brown eyes often say they wish they had blue eyes, but I think brown eyes are very beautiful
• Misbehavior
• Not me, but if you have a lazy eye or have trouble speaking, my sister is sold lmao
• Long eyelashes for men. A little jealous but it also makes their eyes look beautiful.
• Nerds. I love baths.
• most girls like “smooth” guys but I prefer guys who are at least nervous to talk to me. shows that that is true and he is probably not a player
• Big ears and big teeth
• When a person is left-handed
• Bald men, I don’t care what others think.
• An angry voice
• Thin men. The Gymbros are doing nothing. Give me a man who looks like he needs something to eat.
• Courageous social behavior. Saying things that might be a tad askew or out of pocket. It’s inspiring and motivating to give it my all
• crooked teeth
• Thick eyebrows
• My boyfriend has a thin body, he calls it an “orange cat bod” and idc whatever body beauty standards are trending I LOVE THAT MAN AND HIS ORANGE CAT. You are very lovely. He is like a bear.
• Stretch marks especially on the hips and thighs. I think they are cooks kiss

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Now if you’re not ready for the weekend after that, I don’t know what to tell you. We can always try again next Thursday when we wander into the world of romance. In the meantime, feel free to reach out, anonymously if you likeof sean.joseph@outkick.com.

Send me whatever you want. Hate mail or things that are considered oddly attractive, but you REALLY find attractive. I’ll take it all. And, go follow on Twitter and continue Facebook. DMs are always open.