Bill Belichick’s dress at Jordon Hudson’s dance show was a doozy, Brittany Mahomes goes cowgirl and Alina Habba

It’s the last week of April, folks. We are here. We have succeeded. It feels like these are the last few days of spring again, doesn’t it? Maybe it’s because I’m in Florida and it’s supposed to be 90 this weekend, but when May rolls around, spring is over for me.

We’re about to get into trouble. We’ll get a few cooldowns in May, and for us that’s below 85. But besides that? Summer is almost here.

I can smell it. I can feel it in my bones. The snakes came out. The critters beat a bit. I have to wake up the mower more than once a week. I go through multiple shirts a day, and some days I don’t even leave the house.

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It doesn’t matter. Summer will always find you in Florida. Let’s roll.

Welcome to the Monday Nightcaps – the one where Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson had an outstanding weekend in one of Jordon’s songs. Wait until you see Bill’s clothes for the trip. Is UNC going to tear up the college football world this season, or WHAT?

What else? I got the best of a weekend full of #content, the Red Sox escorted the fired coaches out of town in embarrassing fashion over the weekend, and I got a gator out of my pool on Saturday. True story.

OK, hold your rib National Rib Day, and get ready for Monday’s ‘Cap!

Bill is getting ready for the season

I have a confession to make… great rib? It is limited. That’s right. It’s nothing special. I don’t know why, but I’ve never been a big fan.

And I love a good ribeye steak, which makes it very confusing. They are similar, but different. It’s dumb. Anyway, my brother is getting married this Saturday and I chose snapper instead of filet. How’s that for an option? It has nothing to do with National Rib Day, of course, but I had to fill in the blank before starting class, so there you have it.

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I love a good snapper though!

OK, let’s get down to business. It’s been nearly three months since college football’s fall practices opened, and the First Lady of Chapel Hill is ready to START:

Such a week of content!

Amazing stuff here from 74 year old Bill Belichick. This is true love, folks. Take that, Pablo Torre! Only true love would make a six-time Super Bowl coach spend an offseason Saturday dressed like us that in the senior gymnastics competitionthat an old gymnastic competition.

North Carolina is being teased right now because they didn’t have a single player taken in last weekend’s NFL Draft. Laugh all you losers. Bill doesn’t seem confused at all.

I think the Tar Heels are in for a great season. Lock it.

OK, let’s get to the best #content from the last busy weekend of April!

Red Sox, Brittany & gators, oh my!

Obviously, the big story this weekend was the White House dinner on Saturday night. Luckily, no one was hurt except for the scumbag shooter. Good.

Anyway, a few thoughts…

1. Because no one was hurt, I can make a joke about it. How about this one gal who just makes a video of herself all the time, instead of, you know, SHOOTER. Amazing. What a time to live.
2. Kay Adams has been in four of the last six classes. That’s low for me too.
3. Alina Habba hosted the event, which should come as no surprise.
4. The Red Sox are an embarrassing show. LOOK at that van! Amazing.

Speaking of which, let’s quickly turn this Monday class into a big Monday night. First? Looks like Alex Cora and his badass team of smoking coaches are taking it hard to be inactive:

As a Red Sox fan who lives at OutKick, I obviously wrote about the van ad this morning. Here, I will link you so that you don’t have to try to navigate to a new website. You are welcome!

Anyway, shooting Cora is no more than putting lipstick on a pig. That’s all. Craig Breslow STINKS. John Henry is an excellent host. As long as those two are in charge, nothing will change.

The Sox made a surprising playoff run last year, then completely collapsed in the offseason. Breslow speaks for everyone. Everyone. Alex Bregman. Pete Alonso. Kyle Schwarber. The Sox needed one at-bat. Instead they lost one, they didn’t get it.

Breslow then decided to hold on to all five of his outfielders, instead of trading one or two to address another position of need. Now, the team is stuck with a predictable logjam in the outfield, as well as on the roster.

Boston Red Sox baseball executive Craig Breslow speaks to the media at George M. Steinbrenner Field during the Grapefruit League press conference. (Kim Klement Neitzel/USA TODAY Sports)

He replaced Alex Bregman – the team’s unquestioned leader last season – with Caleb Durbin at third base. That was an unmitigated disaster.

Traded Kyle Harrison – the top player the team returned from the Rafael Devers trade – to Milwaukee. Harrison is currently 2-1 this season with a 2.28 ERA. That would be, by far, the lowest ERA of any starter in the Red Sox rotation right now.

Do I need to continue? I mean, my god. Such a joke.

PS: The Sox not even having the foresight to bring Red Sox banners to stick behind these two giants in Baltimore was so perfect.

Amazing.

The next one? While Breslow was busy blaming everyone but himself, I was busy taking care of BUSINESS in my backyard over the weekend:

gator in the back yard (Zach Dean)

So, we’ve had two gators in our pond for about a month now. It’s my house along with seven other houses around the lake, so it’s been raging in the neighborhood group discussion.

Anyway, we finally got someone to come out and set a trap in my yard, which was a fishing pole with a piece of chicken hanging from it.

I woke up on Saturday morning and looked outside, and the chicken was gone. He had an erection. The young man came a few hours later, wrestled with him for a few minutes until he put his boot in his mouth, and then he closed it. Just plain electrical tape. Amazing.

He came in less than six feet. It’s small, yes, but I think it’s big enough to take out a local dog or three. So, one down, one to go.

God, I love this scene.

OK, that’s it for today. A great start to the week. Get us into it, Brittany Mahomes!

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OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column scheduled to run Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. (well, we’re not robots).

Have you ever wrestled a gator? Email me at Zach.Dean@OutKick.com.