Jessica Alba celebrates 45th birthday on yacht with girlfriends, Burrow in Derby & MEAT

Let’s get Monday Screencaps with Jessica Alba and her girlfriends enjoying a yacht weekend for Alba’s 45th birthday. That is not a fine print. He is now 45 and has yet to lose his fastball. I know you’re about to email me: You’re a HUGE LIB who hates Trump, supports Biden, rambles on about the occasional wake-up call and about saving the planet, blah, blah, blah.

Look, she’s no Sydney Sweeney, but there’s always time for Alba to come around. At least she’s not fully finished like Alyssa Milano. The birthday girl still knows the content game. Check out this bunch of content you dropped over the weekend.

Yes, you are a fan of Kamala. “With this election, our nation has a precious and fleeting opportunity to move past the painful, critical and divisive wars of the past,” Alba wrote on Instagram in 2024.

The more I dig into Alba’s content history, to me, it seems like she has to do the LIB thing to keep her street name in the public eye, but deep down, she wants to free you and live it up on a fossil fuel burning yacht. The act of saving the world can go on for a long time. You can make a lot of appearances with Biden before you realize being busy is better than showing fake anger about some topic that people will forget five minutes after your speech.

JESSICA ALBA TURNS HEADS IN SIZZLING BIKINI PICS AS ROMANCE RUMORS FIRE WITH ‘TOP GUN: MAVERICK’ STAR

At the age of 45, you have many years of growth left. Live, Jessica.

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Good to hear from our friends in the far north of North Dakota

– Dillon writes: Hi Joe, I’ll be the first to admit that I haven’t been keeping up with the caps as much as I would like. I thought I’d share some common sightings at the local pub. Buddy comes riding up to the bar (1 of 3 in town) on his lawn mower.

Sights in Crosby, North Dakota near the Canadian border. (Dillon’s in Crosby, North Dakota)

Kinsey: How do I know it’s warmer across the northern Plains? The Crosby boys are out and there is no snow on the ground. I just checked and it will be 83 there starting next week.

Mike T. and Cindy T. visit one of my favorite places in the US

– Mike T. says: First stop is Cannon Beach and Tillamook Bay, Oregon.

Screen photography students Mike T. and Cindy T. in Idaho are on the road this spring. This time they made two stops near the Pacific Ocean. (Mike T. in Idaho / Posted)

A beautiful day in Tillamook Bay, Oregon. (Mike T. in Idaho / Posted)

Kinsey: I have been in this place for 22 years. It’s too late to go back. I have been telling Mrs. Another favorite place to visit is Cape Disappointment just to imagine the boat captains navigating those waters to the Columbia River.

Don’t make me start looking at airline tickets, Mike T.!

This was a HOT TOPIC in the text group this weekend

After dropping my grass down to 2 1/2 inches last night, I asked the text team if it was worth buying a shredding kit. Boy, oh boy, things got emotional in a matter of seconds. Diesel told me to just buy the kit. My yard will come out, he said. That’s when Millennial Chris B. from Bowling Green came in and immediately HEAT Diesel for using a scratch kit instead of just being able to mow the yard.

My head is spinning at how dumb this sounds

– Charles T. posted this. I’m not calling him dumb. I call all slow mental gymnastics.

Kinsey: Let me make this as simple as possible. Most parents who make thousands in travel sports (let’s focus on baseball) do it so their kids don’t have to play with a kid who can’t catch a baseball. Families do not want to see the weak, low in their society. I have yet to meet parents who have told me that this is about college admissions arbitrage. It’s dumb.

– Eddie from Acworth tells us: I wanted to rate travel football from an outsider’s perspective. My wife and I have three grown boys, so our days of living in bus stops are far from over. But he’s the head PE teacher at our local primary school, and loads of his kids keep begging him to come watch their plays. On Saturday one of his favorites was playing, so I tagged along (good weather, nothing good on TV—how could I say no?).

We went into a big building in East Cobb, Ga (look it up-East Cobb is a baseball factory). He told me to grab a nearby seat… which turned out to be completely full. So we ended up in the overflow area on the other side of the road. $10 to park. Then we walked to the gated entrance: $12 per person. The place itself is unbelievable—20 fields of grass, beautiful covered stands on the street, and top-notch concessions. But when we got to our field, the scoreboard was empty. I thought it was broken.

No. You have to download their app and pay another $12 to see the scores and statistics. By the time we sat down, we had shelled out $46 just to watch one game—and drive 30 minutes each way. And that was because we were both supporting one child. The guy we were going to see had another game two hours later.

These families basically live in the park. I honestly don’t know how travel soccer parents do it. It’s really crazy. That said, the kid we watched had a walk, a hit, and an RBI in a 10-0 win. He was beaming ear to ear when it was over, so there’s that. You guys!!

The state of tipping in 2026

– Eric P. says: I generally will not tip anything I pick up at a restaurant and NEVER at Starbucks. However I like to give them some humor, which brings me to the funniest thing I said to a barista, which caused his reaction to be more than a joke. I told him I wanted a Bin Laden latte.

Great TV theme songs that hold up 45-50 years later

– Richard M. tells me: The original Magnum PI theme song was the best. I would also like, however, to single out the original Hawaii Five-0 theme song, which is filled with great shots. “Book ’em, Danno”.

Is this bad?

– Don B. in Big Canoe, GA asks: Hi Joe – love the Screencaps. It should be read every morning. When my wife and I go out and I wear jeans and a 1/4 zip, when we get home I put both back in the bedroom next time. My wife throws everything she was wearing into the laundry basket and thinks what I’m doing is “bad”. I think wearing something at the same time (not talking under clothes or a sweaty golf shirt) and throwing it in the shower is a little too much.

So, my question is – who is right?

Kinsey: You’re right about this, Don. As long as you don’t sweat like a pig in your clothes, Q-zip isn’t disgusting. It’s all about circumstances. I like to think that Screencaps readers have some sense and know when it’s time for a piece of clothing to go in the washing machine.

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And with that, let’s continue the week. You guys are starting to churn out really good articles. There are many interesting discussions brewing. I have a lot of emails to go through. So many envelopes are waiting for me. Keep it up. You guys started May strong.

The sun has risen. The birds are chirping their hearts out. Let’s go have a good day of life. Smile. Enjoy yourself. It’s just a job. You might die. Have an idea today.

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