Smokin’ Charley Hull is back promoting nicotine after quitting cigs, Mets booth mess & steak tacos!

Let’s get Thursday’s Screencaps debunked by DoorDash’s latest financial numbers which continue to blow my mind. Americans, by and large, show no sign of weakness when it comes to having someone bring the Olive Garden to their doorsteps.

In January, the New York Times wrote a story where they profiled a couple who spend $700 a week ordering food delivery. “I’m sick and tired, I’d rather just throw my credit card at the problem and delay it until the bill comes,” said the boy. The Times noted that the boy’s son can’t read, but “can put together an order” on the Chick-fil-A app. “I’m impressed, but I’m also scared,” my father commented.

What the hell are we doing? Are we really lazy? I have heard of street vendors who only want food delivered to their hotels so they don’t have to go to restaurants. I get it. Maybe you broke both your legs in a skiing accident and are craving Texas Roadhouse after 25 minutes sitting in a dope car. I get it. Not really, but I understand that you are in a difficult situation.

Folks, we’re trending toward 1 BILLION orders delivered by DoorDash next quarter. Look at that amazing jump from Q3 2025 to Q4 2025. There’s no way it could go higher, right? It’s wrong. When America is challenged, we step up and we DOMINATE.

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Never underestimate the American people and their desire to stay on their asses at home to eat Chinese food.

Smokin’ Charley Hull IS BACK, in a way

Our queen made big news on Instagram on Wednesday night by announcing a brand partnership with a nicotine patch company that will have Charley playing in a virtual golf tournament in October. You may remember Hull from his days smoking cigars at golf tournaments back in 2024.

Then he made a bet that he would never smoke again. For all I know, she hasn’t gone back to cigs, but based on this new brand relationship, our queen might like to stick a nicotine pouch in her mouth. He renews the game.

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Lippin’ Charly Hull doesn’t have the same ring to it. Anyone have suggestions for new nicknames? joe.kinsey@outkick.com

While we’re talking about nicotine pouches, let’s settle the controversy

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– Mike N. Texas shares: Our oldest son just graduated in the 150th class of Texas A&M. The event was opened with the national anthem and then there was a prayer. God Bless Texas A&M, God Bless the USA. Here is the largest column in the country!

Mike N. in Texas takes us inside Texas A&M’s spring commencement ceremony to show us how they paid tribute to this amazing place we call home. (Screencaps reader Mike N. in Texas)

Students respond to Doug’s story about caring for a son with cerebral palsy

– Legacy Screencaps reader Sean K. wanted to say: I just wanted to say big things to Doug and his wife for the long term care they gave their son Joey. I know several people who have dedicated their lives in this way to their special needs children and/or other family members and they have told me the same; the light that enters the eyes of their beloved is what makes everything worthwhile.

His email reminded me of a news clip from years ago where a newly graduated Marine in green visited his sister in their high school gym who had cerebral palsy. He was so happy to see her that he almost fell off his wheelchair. (I wish I could find that clip). You could just feel the love he had for her and her for him on TV.

All the best to them and keep it up. I’m still getting used to the new ‘Fox’ format but the content is 100% the same. And I read it every day to stay sane. Thanks as always for what you do.

– Jon in Iowa was stopped in his tracks by Doug’s story: I had to respond after reading this morning’s Screencaps. Doug’s story choked me. I have never faced such difficult things with my children and I can’t imagine what he and his family are going through. I know that people like Doug and family are what you call the backbone of this country.

I don’t want to do this about myself, but I’m starting to face something with my wife. I won’t go into details, but I know what’s coming. To this day I can still go out to play golf and he can still get on a plane a few times a year to come to Arizona for the winter. Doug needs to know that you are an inspiration. I know we are very lucky to have the lives we have.

Doug’s life got me thinking about the people in this video. Just think how sad your life is that you can do this to your wife and daughter. Have people like this ever done anything that was difficult. Or faced any kind of difficulty. Do not hesitate.

Fortunately, part of the country still believes in the values ​​that made us great. You have to keep believing in that part to win. Thanks for your story Doug.

– Mark T. in Florida says: Props to Doug at Mason for doing the hard work, to be a parent never ends. Stories like that keep me going and make me grateful for the good fortune and blessings I have.

– Tom T. checks in on Doug’s story and looks around to compliment me: I thank God all the time for the blessings in my humble life. May God bless Joe (Doug’s son) and his entire family. Adversity brings out the best in us, and Joe is a GREAT man and father.

Did Marty overreact?

– Marty in Idaho e-mails: Around 7 AM on Monday while I was waiting for the Screencaps to be published, an unknown car pulled into my rural Idaho driveway. My daughter and 7 year old grandson are in the kitchen with me. I went outside to the car and an unknown driver got out of the car and said, “I need help”. He’s young (30?), doesn’t seem stressed and his car seems fine. He goes on to say that he found a dog wandering the street and stopped him and put him in his car which I have no way of verifying (so he gets into a random car with a 90ish pound husky in his passenger seat without a collar?).

None of this seems right to me. I look for the dog and I don’t see it so I wait for the guy to get back in his car and drive away. About this time my daughter comes out and suggests that I take a picture of the dog and post it to the neighborhood text group. Common sense assumes that everything is legal. The boy says he will be late for work and wants me to take the dog.

That’s not fair to me (for all I know it’s his dog) but my daughter is talking and saying she’ll take it. I’m not happy with my daughter right now insisting that we get this huge dog (obviously I was rude to this guy). He takes the dog out of the car and I rush to rescue the animals. While I was waiting for the animal rescue I texted the picture and one of the neighbors thought the dog might belong to a boy a mile away from home. I take the dog there and it’s his; happy ending.It’s been two days since I bet my daughter and my wife (who was asleep) for overreacting and being rude.

I explain to you that when the situation seems bad, you have to be careful. In this case it turns out OK but what if this guy has other goals (or just wants to get rid of his dog)? Am I overreacting to this situation?

The season finale of the Screencaps Jr. song.

– Gerard puts things in perspective for me: Track meets can be long and windy but those 4.5 hours are less time consuming and more expensive compared to any touring sport. Be thankful that he is on the road and not with baseball or basketball!! You will have all weekends free and you will be able to pay for real holidays. He might be fast enough to get accepted to the college of his choice down the road……..

– Brandon from N. Kentucky writes: I couldn’t agree with your mother about the length of this joint song. We encouraged our daughter to do something outside of competitive dance (that’s another racket). He made the track because his friends. I had never been to a song session before her first one in March. We were told to arrive at 4 pm. She had ONE event and didn’t cry until 930pm. Thank goodness it was Friday but last week was the same. He was at 3 events, got there at 3:45pm, and his first event didn’t leave until 7:20pm Wednesday night!!! Finished early I might add. This happens a lot on school nights.

– Chris A. also adds some life perspective: I hear about the songwriting. I ran the track (sprints and long jump) for the CYO team from 12-15 years old, and it was all day on Saturday meets in April and May. 8 hours minimum. My parents probably went to one or two meetings during those four years, and I didn’t blame them. Many events, many age groups. At least the long distance events were one heat, but with four age groups split between two genders, that’s an hour right there. Brutal if you don’t share.

What about the sub-2 hour marathons run in London a few weeks ago? You said your son’s best mile time is 5:40 (so far). My best, and only, average mile was 5:20 when I was 15. These guys run 4:35 miles for 26+ miles! 64-second quarter miles, 108 of them in a row! I can’t understand that. It doesn’t matter if it’s shoes, a person’s feet should still be in them. That’s right there for breaking the 4 mile barrier.

Kinsey: I don’t have the numbers in front of me, but Screencaps Jr.’s PR is somewhere in the mid-5:30s right now. I think about 5:36. He is 13 years old. Google says that’s pretty good for those years. You know what? He eats well, runs good times, packs on muscle, can hold his own in a room full of people and has been ordering his food from restaurants for years. Mrs. Screencaps and I are counting our blessings. Trust me.

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And with that, we are ready to move on to another day of life. The sun is as bright as it has been this spring. I plan to take a quick walk around the yard with Mrs. Screencaps during lunch. We need to create a plan of attack for Mother’s Day weekend. Projects need to be completed.

But, first, let’s go and set a work date. Go follow it.

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